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HEAR YE, hear ye! I hereby decree that mornings (or other worst parts of the day on an individual basis) will be deleted from life forthwith and will no longer be allowed to terrorise otherwise innocent people. These aforementioned nasty pieces of day will be launched into outer space along with any other objectionable political figures, celebrities etc and will be directly aimed at the sun to provide maximal incineration of aforesaid nastiness. A reverse Noah’s ark will be commissioned in the nextfew dayp, so put your thinking caps on and nominate the persons most deserving of this trip of a lifetime.
(no purchase necessary) (entertainment purposes only) (no returns) (no refunds). I have spoken!
#Satire #WeirdHumour #Mornings #TooManyPeople!

—@ladymunch