@Sandmonkey According to halachah, her son’s not a bastard technically. Don’t know about Islamic law.
@VC_Steve Oh OK that’s good.
@VC_Steve Aw crap. I hope my checkin, which I didn’t share with Twitter, doesn’t get me unfollowed.
@raffeg LOL best thing I’ve read all morning.
@ASoldiersMother Can you schedule the posts for the future? This way you’re not posting on Yom Tov but stuff still goes up.
Damn you’re a cheap date :PRT @raffeg: People! My bed has a new entry requirement: McDonalds. You must bring some if you want to get in!
@chayatova Nope, that’s not wrong at all. Shows they’re not paying attention when they’re doing their nails.
Awesome! RT @WolfNashville: Just a quick update to say we are finishing the studio and finally getting ready to sign back on the air.
@mektastic We should add tweets to the trend. Snarky ones. Extremely snarky ones.
@mektastic Good thing I’m not sure how to look at trending topics, or I’d be following you. Ah train wrecks.
@mektastic @blindndangerous Thanks Mike. Just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Really? Titanic spam? Come on!
@khoath What’s wrong with Soundcloud?
@blindndangerous @ScienceOfChaos Two books by Ben Bova about a moon base and all the intrigue that surrounds its creation and maintenance.
RT @AP: AP Photo: A black Labrador retriever braves traffic to stay with another dog that died when struck by a car: http://t.co/tI5H2uK …
@treppenwitz What’s in the TSA pic?
@webboy42 @blindndangerous What happens when you bring a woman home?
@4squarius Yep i’m seriously getting a hateon right now. 😛
@4squarius You have ice cream sandwitches and I don’t. Therefore, you’re a slut. LOL
@4squarius @SirSuciatus @Grecia2009 No, it’s just disgusting. Can’t drink enough of it to be considered moderation.