RT @techdirt: Rolling Stone Highlights FBI’s Fascination With Staging Its Own Terrorist Plots… While Ignoring Real Threats http://t.co …
@typhooncindy Did you guys get an air conditioner?
@kvandenhoek @kg0bp @Dishnut Yeah. They make great weapons too. 😛
@FreakyFwoof How did you tie your Audioboo to your WP?
@SammyBabygirl @morganlynn1992 Y’all have fun.
@morganlynn1992 Call cent3er. The call center from the 9th circle of hell.
I was actually considering applying at Convergys. Good thing there’s the interwebs to remind me how bad it really was.
He apologizes to Muslims, but not to the Poles. RT @TPO_Hisself: obama Apologizes to Muslims http://t.co/lxJsvDUq
@FreakyFwoof I’m sorry you don’t have water. But I’m also glad to know I’m not the only one getting screwed on a regular basis.
@aedangk LOL yeah that’s right. Forgot about that part.
@TPO_Hisself She can tell me how to eat when she’s personally willing to pay for my groceries.
@SammyBabygirl And how much does it cost?
@SammyBabygirl Cool. I wonder how it figures out all that info?
@miahtech Oh yeah you’re right. That would feel soo much like a proper screwing.
@pbossley Yeah you’re right I really shouldn’t tempt them.
@ChaoticCast @reevesman Follow me so I can dm you my number.
@ChaoticCast @reevesman Yes.
Dear IRS: Next time you need to screw me, could you use the one with the splinters? It’s just not the same without the splinters. #FB
Thank you for calling the IRS. All of our representatives are busy screwing other customers. Please continue to hold. #FB
@reevesman @ChaoticCast Put DNS in the arecord