Amanda Unvarnished

@IAmChrisN Mmmm when can I come over and get some of that?

@stickbear @bkanish You dumbass, you’ve been posting your location all day long. It really wouldn’t be that hard to find you.

@bkanish Not usually, but stuffing @stickbear into one might induce some morbid pleasure. Smile.

@bkanish Yeah, but @trdiva and @gangstressoflove are so frickin small!

@Dishnut What if I took this tweet out of context?… Smile.

@joyctilton @bkanish @JonathanMosen Aw man you guys got to stop dissin’ smooth jazz! K, turning off the Ebonics Translator now.

@stickbear He doesn’t really get enough listeners to warrant a retweet, does he?

@bkanish @joyctilton I don’t think that’s true re: smooth jazz. You just need to know what to look for. Just like any other type of music.

@Tr_Diva I don’t know who that is.

@mominisrael Shabbat shalom to you and yours!

@bkanish Yes, and now you’re so… so… so… small! Bet we could shove you in a locker too. Or maybe even the drier.

@Tr_Diva You’re still a small one. I bet we could stuff you in a locker.

@ppatel LOL I have that trouble too when I travel to Nashville. My stomach stays on EST while the rest of me is on CST.

@byron27 It’s OK, we still love you anyway. I think.

@johnmill79 What kind of modem do you have? Cabel or dial-up? Please tell me it’s cable.

@mommywantsvodka Should be Miley *Cyrus.