I believe, in these times of great controversy and flaming hot takes, I may have found something that has the potential to unite all of the fediverse.

If you're DDOSing the Internet Archive you're a horrible group of people (or organization) and you really should quit trying to deprive us of one of the best things on these here internets.

I just read "markups for motor vehicles" as "markups for murder vehicles", so clearly today is just fired or I haven't had enough coffee or both. We ordered lunch and John's fries fell on the floor and I had to pick them all up so I'm going with today is fired. #today

If you use your 500 characters on Mastodon to repeat a single message over and over again, that's an automatic unfollow. And I don't care what the message is. YOu are not cute and you are not clever you're just annoying enough that your posts don't deserve to take up space on my timeline.

Shavua tov everyone, I hope those of you who kept Shabbat had a restful time of it, that those of you who didn't have nonetheless had an excellent Saturday, and that we all have a prosperous week ahead. This applies to everyone except the antisemites, who, as part of their devotion to the latest omnicause, have apparently gathered in their thousands to threaten death towards and otherwise verbally attack a young singer for the crime of (checks notes) hailing from a country they hate. Great job team, I'm sure Palestine will be free any minute now. If this post offends you good. Please feel free to take full advantage of either the unfollow or even the block button. #today