Amanda CAARSON

@lmtl30stm And their not my dogs. Max is @wiljames guide dog, and I keep threatening to kidnap him because he’s cute and he likes me.

@lmtl30stm The Comfortis was wrapped in cheese with a dose of peanutbutter for good measure so the dogs would take the meds.

@lmtl30stm *I didn’t do anything. He went for the other dog’s comfortis dose when the other dog dropped it.

@CalmWaters73 Is it possible the bank’s systems haven’t updated yet and the payment won’t reflect until the morning?

@CalmWaters73 Know the feeling. It really sucks.

@seedofeulogy There’s a problem with anyone who offers classes to girls that young, as well as with any parents who register their daughters

@Tr_Diva Hey, that might be a new source of content for @blair_42

@jamminjerry You mean you’re not willing to barter this one for a stick of ram and a couple packs of smokes?

@stickbear Does that mean she’s livid at you, or livid because you were left alone.

@msippi Mmmm Wolf.