"it's not like we can put the genie back in the bottle!" – VC who stands to profit massively from the release of the genie, and who has worked tirelessly to release said genie
Reflecting on my teens and twenties, even at my hormonal, lonely, mouth-breathing worst, I was never half as pathetic or desperate as the people who develop systems to follow up on abandoned online shopping carts.
Attached: 1 image Thoughts and prayers to all the website teams waking up to discover half their pages look like this: #TwitterDownTheShitter
Attached: 1 image good people of the world: we made it through another week together, stood up to bigotry and ignorance, stood up to the corporate state and the ultra wealthy. we said our rights are important. we matter. and we do. YOU do. and we all deserve a mega-stack of pancakes to celebrate!
I’ve been calling Twitter “birdchan,” but it’s worse. I don’t think 4chan had a billionaire rewarding the most hateful assholes with piles of cash.
You brought a Confederate flag into the US Capitol, I believe we can survive a little cocaine. Honestly, we need extra cocaine now because of you.
Attached: 1 image The Biden administration just forgave $39 billion in student debt for more than 800,000 borrowers who have made payments for 20/25 years Great. Now can we talk about why 800K people were tricked to rack up $39 BILLION in debt when they were kids? Why we allow them to be tricked by the promise that maybe, kinda, possibly, one day it’ll pay off? Or why there are people who have been paying their student debt for 20+ years? Or why college isn’t free?
WE HAVE SMOL BUNN IN THE FRONT GARDEN.
REPEAT
SMOL BUNN IN FRONT GARDEN.
SO SMOL. SO BUNN.
I know and respect the fact that people have widely divergent opinions about the importance of lawyers in the U.S., but I will say this - knowing that (at least some of) the Justices of the U.S. Supreme Court can be bought off makes being a #lawyer in the U.S. something I'm far less proud of than I used to be. I'm no longer able to say with any sincerity that we are a country that respects the Rule of #Law. I really hope that at some point in the future I can say that again...
One time I was hiking and some guy yelled to his young son “Stay out of the cave Aryan, there’s snakes and queers down there!”
I think about that a lot. That cave must have the craziest parties.
You can ask me to act normal or act natural but please understand these are two entirely different things
I’m definitely going to change my life tomorrow. Or Wednesday. This week, for sure. Next week’s good too
I am slightly confused how we’ve gone from US Congress and other governments constantly calling Facebook and Instagram bosses into public hearings to berate them about contention moderation and extremism..
to Elon Musk directly paying and promoting alt right people on Twitter.. and no government is interested.
“Glitch” is a fun word.
Glitch glitch glitch glitch..
glitch glitch..
glitch! glitch!
glitch glitch glitch glitch!!
Hmm. now it doesn’t look like a real word anymore. Must be a weird brain glitch.