@mektastic Yeah he’s a real piece of work.
Dear lighter: please stop being mean to me and light. I need another dose of nicotine because it helps with the headaches. No love, me.
@WilJames @msippi That’s not meat, it’s an extra belly button. You need tweezers to put that thing away.
@msippi Thank you very much!
@WilJames @msippi Her snapper might, but she probably won’t. I hope she scratches you so hard and so often that you bleed.
@WilJames @msippi Mmmm lamb. So cute on my plate.
@msippi Mmmm Wolf.
I hate Bics. Hate hate hate hate Bics!
@msippi No it’s the wolf who’s supposed to howl, not me. I’m supposed to make him howl. Rolls and all, you know.
@thinlizzy159 @msippi @Wil No I’m not. But I’m gonna get really pissed if this damn lighter doesn’t get it’s act together and light.
@thinlizzy159 @msippi @wiljames is being mean to me. When I told him I can’t get the damn thing lit, he started laughing.
@msippi @thinlizzy159 Denise is dickwhipped. I think we should just kill him.
Me and @msippi are drinking and smoking. Msippi is slurring her words and I’m pretty well gone. Good times!
@wiljames is being a pansy and not drinking with us.
@eheil Hi. Glad you introduced yourself.