Shoutout to all the techs having to do the hard work of remediating this weekend's CrowdStrike incident. Your bosses may throw you under the bus in the speediest way possible as soon as they think they can get away with it, but there are still those of us who appreciate how hard you're working right now.

Toot by Drew MochakDrew Mochak (akkomane.social)

@FreakyFwoof Yes it's essentially a definitions thing, and yes it's mildly impressive, until you consider that this is going to happen more and not less often because infosec by best practice is too cost ineffective for the move-fast-and-break-things crowd and besides that who cares about all the peons having to spend all their time manually patching they don't matter. Sorry the whole thing makes me ranty.