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My 14yo watched someone on the news saying we’re all in the same boat, and he sat bolt upright and said “No we’re not! We’re all in the same storm but we have different boats and some of them are crap.”

I’ve worked in comms for years and never distilled a concept that well.

— Mikaela (@mb_inthehutt) August 23, 2021

It’s a good day in New York. https://t.co/UFJ8rOIRSZ

— Heath Mayo (@HeathMayo) August 24, 2021

Trump would have thrown them paper towels and fucked off to the golf course. https://t.co/nHfHrjvLWY

— David Waldman-1, of Yorktown LLC™ (@KagroX) August 24, 2021

Nope, the person responsible for this euphemism deserves no second chance. Directly into the wood chipper with them. https://t.co/uSENC7dtir

— Chris from TRS 💳🍽️👨‍🦯💉💉🎉 (@Tallin32) August 23, 2021

Also:

The vetting rigmarole is about 1% about actual risk (and I'm being generous there) and 99% about racism and bigotry.

— Mike Dunford (@questauthority) August 23, 2021

Here's my message to you, J.D.:

I'd trade any of the people outside Kabul Airport who are desperate for the chance to make a new life here for you in a damn heartbeat. Wouldn't think twice about it. https://t.co/7cXqtsrNpw

— Mike Dunford (@questauthority) August 23, 2021

Baby still won't eat mashed peas, even with airplane role play. https://t.co/NmFVaT6Lkl

— Schooley (@Rschooley) August 23, 2021

Well then they should fucking get vaccinated https://t.co/4um3O246wM

— alex halpern (@HalpernAlex) August 23, 2021

If you were serious about celebrating workers, you’d join me in calling for higher wages & paid time off.

Telling people to go to work sick — whether COVID or a cold — and then attacking small businesses to score political points is gross, Josh. Grow up. https://t.co/OtzW4H2tih

— Tim Ryan (@TimRyan) August 21, 2021

I can't even fully articulate just how much fuck this fucking bullshit right here. https://t.co/SLIDyQfp8y

— Matt Wallace (@MattFnWallace) August 21, 2021