@mominisrael i’m not following you on FB, so i’ll wish you a happy birthday here.
@Liamerven Is this a Qwitter sound pack or a sound pack for some other app?
@seedofeulogy Scary.
@bravetarheel @johnmill79 Those were the days… How is Kimeshya, anyway? Has she made it to the information age yet?
I carry the ugly stick. And I’m dying to beat people with it.
@Mexi77 Braille is bad. We want everything to talk so we don’t have to read. And we’ll just keep on pretending we’re not illiterate. #blinks
@mommywantsvodka I think you should just run over as many people as you can with the beeping cart.
@mommywantsvodka Cool. I have a disability. Can I hand out fat mushroom prints too?
RT @Goldfingas: OMG! This is for @farhank lol. http://q-audio.net/i/10798
@Goldfingas Hey. I live in NC, and I haven’t seen you in years.
@QueenofSpain That doesn’t sound like a birthday party I’d like to attend. Are they really getting this complicated?
@jamminjerry That’s bad.
@mektastic I think your specific email address is listed in your profile somewhere.
@kevin_thornton Congradulations! I hope you and your sweety are blessed with many more years.
@lmtl30stm And when God fails to deliver on the big things in your life, then he’s dropped the ball.
@dmarthouse Morning Dave.
Good sex is like a card game. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
@Boyz_II_Men Being in Nashville, TN occupies my mind the most.
@Boyz_II_Men I dream of obtaining all the technical certifications I’m working toward and moving to Nashville, TN from this very small town.
@radiodude Aw man that blows. Hope you feel better soon.