Today we woke to a scandal (GASP) that would make a tabloid journalist widdle themselves with glee here at our current housesit in a small #UK village.

Waking to rain on the roof, we went downstairs to breakfast with our lady #cat hosts, Madame Harriet and Miss Smudge.

But to our pearl clasping horror, we immediately detected an aroma that was unmistakably none other than–and I hazard to type this in Miss Smudge’s delicate company–FOX!

Clutching our noses, we beheld Madame Harriet lounging on the kitchen tiles, revelling in the stench of five thousand fermented rhino farts on holiday. And to our horror she was purring. PURRING!

I’m afraid I reacted in a most unseemly way and exclaimed “What the hell have you been doing you manky little baggage?!” before immediately bellowing for some kind of emergency de-foxing equipment.

To which Madame Harriet went on an impromptu tour of the cottage, making her view of my opinions clear!

A caper ensued that included language that I will not besmirch your ears with, all proclaimed by Madame Harriet who has the mouth of a pint wielding tavern wench.

We finally de-foxed both cat and house before serving breakfast as usual.

Madame Harriet is now residing on our bed, contemplating either the error of her ways, or how to clandestinely meet the fox again, either way, she’s been muttering swearing meows about the Great Bath Trauma of 2024 for the past hour.

The saga continues…

#cats #fox #catsofmastodon

@georgepenney

Super happy #StreetPass is finally available for #Safari

The browser extension’s great way to discover new people to follow on #Mastodon and in in the #fediverse

After you install it, the extension will check the sites you visit for a verified account & add them to a list for you to follow later

(It’s made by @tvler and is also available for #Chrome & #Friefox)

https://streetpass.social

@saila

Stuart Geiger highlighting importance of recognizing varied types of contribution to open source projects in his talk at #FOSSY.

One example he cites is the “All Contributors” bot, which is a nice way to continuously update your README with contribution credits in areas like design, accessibility, translation, user testing, bug reports, …:

https://github.com/all-contributors/app

Underlying spec:

https://allcontributors.org/

@eloquence

Aaron Ross Powell ☸️ (@arossp@mastodon.social) (Mastodon)
While there are thoughtful criticisms to be raised about some of the extreme behaviors that have come out of some aspects of wokeism (e.g., the toxicity of YA fiction fandom, or the paralysis in art museum curation), 95% of anti-wokeism you hear is just boomers complaining about the kids these days, or racist, sexist, and boorish people mad that being racist, sexist, and boorish is now cause for criticism and brings lower social status.

I really prefer to be chill and collegial but I think coddling the mass of dudes who can somehow keep up with the minutiae of decades of software disputes but demand that every race and culture conversation grind to a halt while they demand a basic orientation has turned out to be a terrible strategy.

@kissane

So, I noticed that a lot of trans people from Florida are seeking housing assistance, financial aid and other help as they seek safety in the US.

If you know any US-based initiative or a NPO that helps displaced trans people that flee abusive homes, please respond with them in this toot.

I’ll later compile a large list of all NPI and NPOs that people in Florida and from Florida can access to reach help quick.

@YukiDeer