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· 19 Iyyar 5771 (Monday 23 May 2011) · 1 minute to read

Don’t let your mind wander. It’s far too small to be left out on its own.

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· 24 Nisan 5771 (Thursday 28 April 2011) · 1 minute to read

As of 10:03 we are now under tornado watch. And they said the bad weather wouldn’t be here till this afternoon.

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· 8 Nisan 5771 (Tuesday 12 April 2011) · 1 minute to read

I always chuckle when I see ads for family-friendly churches. Does that mean there are non-family-friendly ones too?

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· 3 Nisan 5771 (Thursday 7 April 2011) · 1 minute to read

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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· 9 Adar II 5771 (Tuesday 15 March 2011) · 1 minute to read

Dear ECU. I don’t owe you anything. You owe me. So pay up and take your hold off my account so I can register.

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· 7 Adar II 5771 (Sunday 13 March 2011) · 1 minute to read

Dear Republicans. Please stop calling yourselves conservatives. You don’t represent us and you’re giving us a bad name.

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· 28 Adar I 5771 (Friday 4 March 2011) · 1 minute to read

Dear Cisco Networking Academy. Why did you have to be so awesome and include graphic descriptions in your curriculum text, and then totally screw the pooch and not include them for the chapter tests? I don’t want to go to the lab today just so I can depend on other people to describe your graphics. Major fail!

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· 27 Adar I 5771 (Thursday 3 March 2011) · 1 minute to read

Dear ECU. I dropped two classes. This means you are supposed to refund me the $700 I paid for them. Please do so. I really need it. No love, me.

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· 21 Adar I 5771 (Friday 25 February 2011) · 1 minute to read

Facebook asks me what I’m thinking. Twitter asks me what I’m doing. Foursquare asks me where I am. Conclusion: the internet is my boyfriend.

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· 20 Adar I 5771 (Thursday 24 February 2011) · 1 minute to read

Sleep schedule is officially weird now. I’m not sure I mind too much.

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· 14 Adar I 5771 (Friday 18 February 2011) · 1 minute to read

Welcome to Friday. I hope it ends quickly. I’m exhausted.

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· 12 Adar I 5771 (Wednesday 16 February 2011) · 1 minute to read

Dear Egypt: Do not destroy the pyramids. We will not rebuild them.
Signed:
The Jews

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· 7 Adar I 5771 (Friday 11 February 2011) · 1 minute to read

Glad FB Mobile is working again.

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· 6 Adar I 5771 (Thursday 10 February 2011) · 1 minute to read

God must love stupid people. He made so many.

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· 18 Shevat 5771 (Sunday 23 January 2011) · 1 minute to read

Thank you to everyone for all the birthday wishes! I even got one in Hebrew which is cool. All of them made me smile.

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· 5 Shevat 5771 (Monday 10 January 2011) · 1 minute to read

When I first pulled up the FaceBook page I was logged in under my Mom’s account. Damn it I should have put some crazy status up there. *evil grin*

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· 24 Tevet 5771 (Friday 31 December 2010) · 1 minute to read

I just ate an 8-oz. ribbeye, a huge baked potato with the works and a huge piece of chocolate french silk pie. I am a little piggy!

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· 19 Tevet 5771 (Sunday 26 December 2010) · 1 minute to read

Settling down. There”s a couch calling my name.

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· 18 Tevet 5771 (Saturday 25 December 2010) · 1 minute to read

The rain is coming down and I’m thankful I don’t have togo out in it.

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· 17 Tevet 5771 (Friday 24 December 2010) · 1 minute to read

Back home from Ale House. Belly is very full and spirits are very contented. I can’t thank you enough Mom. you definitely win for this one. Still smiling, all of us.

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