Amanda Unvarnished

@raffeg LOL best thing I’ve read all morning.

@ASoldiersMother Can you schedule the posts for the future? This way you’re not posting on Yom Tov but stuff still goes up.

@chayatova Nope, that’s not wrong at all. Shows they’re not paying attention when they’re doing their nails.

@mektastic We should add tweets to the trend. Snarky ones. Extremely snarky ones.

@mektastic Good thing I’m not sure how to look at trending topics, or I’d be following you. Ah train wrecks.

@mektastic @blindndangerous Thanks Mike. Just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

@khoath What’s wrong with Soundcloud?

@blindndangerous @ScienceOfChaos Two books by Ben Bova about a moon base and all the intrigue that surrounds its creation and maintenance.

@treppenwitz What’s in the TSA pic?

@webboy42 @blindndangerous What happens when you bring a woman home?

@4squarius Yep i’m seriously getting a hateon right now. 😛

@4squarius You have ice cream sandwitches and I don’t. Therefore, you’re a slut. LOL

@4squarius @SirSuciatus @Grecia2009 No, it’s just disgusting. Can’t drink enough of it to be considered moderation.

@4squarius @SirSuciatus @Grecia2009 Boone’s Farm is a great substitute for a stomach pump.

@4squarius @SirSuciatus @Grecia2009 Oh God no! Don’t do it!