Amanda Unvarnished

@khoath I hate that when people come to me with other people’s tech problems. Can anyone say Google?

@graceek I think my first three words would be What the hell?

@RicksterTheGeek If they’re tied to your phone number I don’t know if you can, but check with your dealer.

@hllf No that’s not what I mean. I mean carry-out as in carry *you out.

@hllf That’s when it’s time for carry-out service.

@hllf I like to watch his Kitchen Nightmares show. Some of the stuff he uncovers is sickly fascinating.

@hllf Quick, start listening in and see if he bashes Idol.

@ppatel OK. Time to put an end to the plague of fools we’re currently enduring…

@Mongwen If it’s not on your W2, or any 1099s, or other such forms, you’re not responsible. #SanctionedTheft

@RicksterTheGeek Probably the best thing is to put them on E-bay and take bids.

@ppatel Depends on what effect you’re looking for. And do I get a place on the ruling council or is this a dictatorship?

@darrell Do you have something like an ax handle or similar that you can put between the end of the door and wall?

@seedofeulogy Are they actually being audited to make sure the money’s being spent properly?

@seedofeulogy They all have their pet projects/pork projects. And it doesn’t matter which side they’re on.

@seedofeulogy It just irritates me that all around Congress insists on having a wish list when they should learn to operate on a budget.

@seedofeulogy Uh, what exactly does abortion have to do with setting a budget?

@stick_bear Yeah I just accepted your request.