Amanda Unvarnished

@jamminjerry No that’s actually not stupid. Believe me, I’d tell you if it was. @msippi @wiljames

@jamminjerry @msippi It’s what Wil and Denise have named their house on Foursquare. @wiljames

@anajacob @arfy @DamnItsTrue Of course cuddling is awesome. But sex is pretty damn awesome too. And, shocker, you can actually have both.

@arfy @DamnItsTrue @anajacob It’s this kind of crap that helps perpetuate the myth that women don’t like sex.

@jamminjerry I think you should pay me $75.

@jamminjerry OK, so in other words, yes, you got it for free.

@jamminjerry Congradulations. Aren’t you special. Did you get another free computer?

@wa4wga It was playing “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.” But it’s a frickin ice cream truck! It’s supposed to play stupid stuff like that.

@HMaeAldeza Neither of them is mine.

@wa4wga And really, if you have enough time to bitch about the ice cream truck going around, then you have too much time.

@wa4wga OK fine, bitch about the ice cream truck going around. But about what it’s playing? Sheesh.