Amanda Unvarnished

So I’m trying to update apps on my phone. The app store says I have 9 items, but when I tap update all, app store closes.

@CalmWaters73 Hugs Naama, lots of hugs. I know the feeling.

RT @IsraelLA: Move over #Superman, scientists from #Israel have found a way to see through solid materials. http://t.co/6dQtoOKc

Welcome to all my new followers. I hope you enjoy the ride.

RT @neiltyson: RT @bfibbs: Live your life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral.

@wa4wga Typed it enough times untile it finally figured it out.

Happenings For 2012-07-17 http://t.co/xDm1L7ZP

Happenings For 2012-07-16 http://t.co/uRgw2GaT

I have finally managed to teach my iPhone that clusterfuck is a word. #fb

@Blair_42 whine about how you’re not motivated.

@Blair_42 I don’t get annoyed when you do shows, just when you bitch about how every program sucks, swear you could develop better, then

I’m getting better at walking on the mattress to get to stuff. God Timehop is going to be so funny next year. #fb

@tallin32 @phinnia Is there an iThing present? Im+ works well and it would be portable.

RT @codinghorror: With twins, the temptation to sell the “extra” one on eBay is almost overwhelming at times.

@k4hsm You’ll probably find the package for the over the counter DNA test the next time you walk the dogs.

RT @k4hsm: Taking dogs for walk. I find a condom wrapper and then an empty pregnancy test kit 20′ away. At least they had it in the righ …

@BrileyP Wow. Just… wow.

Fortune cookie says: “You’ll enjoy it more if you laugh at it.” Discuss and improvize…