Amanda Unvarnished

RT @neiltyson: RT @bfibbs: Live your life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral.

@wa4wga Typed it enough times untile it finally figured it out.

Happenings For 2012-07-17 http://t.co/xDm1L7ZP

Happenings For 2012-07-16 http://t.co/uRgw2GaT

I have finally managed to teach my iPhone that clusterfuck is a word. #fb

@Blair_42 whine about how you’re not motivated.

@Blair_42 I don’t get annoyed when you do shows, just when you bitch about how every program sucks, swear you could develop better, then

I’m getting better at walking on the mattress to get to stuff. God Timehop is going to be so funny next year. #fb

@tallin32 @phinnia Is there an iThing present? Im+ works well and it would be portable.

RT @codinghorror: With twins, the temptation to sell the “extra” one on eBay is almost overwhelming at times.

@k4hsm You’ll probably find the package for the over the counter DNA test the next time you walk the dogs.

RT @k4hsm: Taking dogs for walk. I find a condom wrapper and then an empty pregnancy test kit 20′ away. At least they had it in the righ …

@BrileyP Wow. Just… wow.

Fortune cookie says: “You’ll enjoy it more if you laugh at it.” Discuss and improvize…

@morganlynn1992 @rfdradio @Dishnut @Blair_42 so he chants for me and my life falls apart and reliable interwebz goes away. 😛

@morganlynn1992 @rfdradio @Dishnut @Blair_42 Yep that’s exactly it. Blair doesn’t want to risk getting srapped,

@JihadiJew Yeah the really good bloggers should get something. I mean, if Pres. Obama got a peace prize…

@Dishnut @Blair_42 @rfdradio actually live shows? Ironic. right when I lost the ability to listen…