Amanda Unvarnished

@stick_bear You just now figured this out?

@fireworks577 Open the bottle of vodka.

Happenings For 2012-07-21 http://t.co/4OyKgzD8

I would really like to put this woman on tie-down.

@blindtravel What happened?

@Ludovicaa @JohnKricfalusi1 @alyankovic Awesome! I loved Ren and Stimpy when I was younger.

@QueenofSpain Hopefully they let you keep it with you.

RT @scottsigler: Watching people use the Aurora tragedy to promote their various political beliefs is sickening. It’s not about you.

@QueenofSpain They’re making you check your wheelchair at the gate?

@Brandon_h How much battery life do you get out of your BP?

@Brandon_h You can use the Plextalk for txt as well.

@mommywantsvodka Please video the violence for us.

@sevenlayercake @DepressedDarth and don’t forget Brian Adams and Celine Dionne! they’re worse.

@CantDouseMyFire @XcuseTheMess @jage9 Bitches, you guys are bitches. LOL

Dear Mr. Rogers, can I grow pot in the garden of my mind?

@jage9 @cantdousemyfire God if I had a private plane…

@FreakyFwoof Because there are plenty of routers now that allow you to connect hard drives via USB and have a ghetto NAS.

@CantDouseMyFire @XcuseTheMess @dfibraio @jage9 Wow. That’s going to be a fun time. You guys enjoy yourselves.