Amanda Unvarnished

Hello everyone, just moved the account to this new instance!

I think it’s time for a new #introduction then!

Ice Cubes is available on the App Store for iOS, iPadOS and macOS, it’s a fast, customisable, easy to use client.

– Pin any local timeline from any instance!
– Quote toot!
– Easy access to your lists and followed tags!
– Proper direct messages interface.
– It’s 100% free and Open source!

Feel free to boost so the whole Fediverse can know about it!

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/ice-cubes-for-mastodon/id6444915884

—@IceCubesApp

Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Me: I don’t just lay there if that’s what you’re implying.

—@TheTootOfBob

Still haven’t heard a good reason as to why we don’t fight wars with dirty diaper cannons instead of live ammunition.

—@Suig

Count Dracula was 412 when he moved to England in search of new blood.
Sauron was 54,000 years old when he forged the One Ring.
Cthulhu had seen galaxies flare into life and fade into darkness before he put madness in the minds of men.
See, it’s never too late to follow your dreams!

—@MostlyHarmless

Maybe we’d all be happier if we just made mud pies again

—@seapea808

Rock on, sis.

43-year-old used her life savings to open a bar that only plays women’s sports—it brought in almost $1 million in 8 months

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/04/27/jenny-nguyen-how-the-sports-bra-became-haven-for-womens-sports-fans.html

—@stopthatgirl7

There’s this very specific brand of infosec guy I keep coming across that just loves shitting on people who don’t know a great deal about the subject for extremely minor things while having a ring doorbell, fitbit, and half a kitchen that’s online and please, just one tiny iota of self awareness. Just one. A grain. A spec.
They accept cookies? Ok, well you drive a fucking tesla.

—@doot

My photo of the week: Twinleaf, an early spring wildflower I don’t usually find among the Rue Anemones, Trout Lilies, and Spring Beauties on the forest floor.

https://www.lireo.com/photo-of-the-week-twinleaf-spring-wildflower/

#SpringWildflower #SpringFlower #PhotoOfTheWeek #Twinleaf

—@redcrew

NPR: Parrots are known to be chatty, social animals. But when they’re kept as pets, they can get lonely. A group of scientists found that video chatting with other parrots helps them feel less so.#news #NPR https://www.npr.org/2023/04/29/1172626546/parrots-friendship-video-chats-new-study-animal-research

—@npr_bot