Amanda Unvarnished

I’ve told the cat many times to stop opening inter-dimensional portals in the house 🌈 ☀️ 🙀 #ScreamingRainbowCat

—@GalacticHero

A new life experience – trying a blueberry for the first time 🥹
#backyardanimals #squirrels #nature #wildlife #animals

—@Catlynn

Well I *thought* it was a box of clean socks waiting to be paired up, but obviously I was wrong and it is in fact a custom cat bed. #CatsOfMastodon

—@Jsimons

Developers: “Language models are amazing, just write natural English and the AI generates the rest. No need to learn the specifics of the programming language or the platform”

Also developers: “We’ve invented a completely new programming language from scratch specifically for interacting with language models because natural language is too imprecise and unpredictable, and made interacting with the specifics hard!”

—@baldur

#Introduction

Hi, I’m Simi. I’ll be honest I have 0 friends and I’m in need of a community 🙏

A little about me: 🏳️‍🌈 as fuck. I’m an Jr. editor / post PA at an advertising agency. I live with my two dogs, Simba and Prince. Aspiring lead editor / director

I love: #scifi & #fantasy reads, #videogames, #videoediting, seafood, & #queer media (the more non-contemporary, the better)

I hate: Wet socks

Looking for a place to share my random thoughts and connect with others 👋

—@killingsimi

If you’re facing a daunting task, break it up into a large number of smaller daunting tasks so you can more easily become overwhelmed.

—@scrivolical

Motherhood is simultaneously over- and undervalued. It is venerated “except when it comes time to pay the bill from the maternity ward, offer maternity leave, feed a mother’s children, or come up with solutions to the child care conundrum.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/books/2023/04/27/natality-jennifer-banks-without-children-peggy-odonnell-heffington/

—@amydiehl

Good evening. An iceberg shaped like a giant dick is currently drifting towards a town in Newfoundland named Dildo

—@CinnamonScarlet

Just made a ton of changes to my The Events Calendar reset gist. Now is reassigns TEC custom properties to equivalent #WordPress core custom properties (configurable in `theme.json`) so that the designs are much more likely to match your theme out of the box.

https://gist.github.com/mrwweb/6f5ba48873d9bd24dfc23eed7ad934df

Happily, I also got to remove some recommended template fixes because the plugin saw this and put them into the plugin 😊

—@mrwweb

My watch vibrates. I check the screen, and it reminds me to stand up. I rise. I walk. I open the cupboard and grab some cookies. Thank you, watch.

—@adhdeanasl

Hey you
In case you need it.
You really are important to the people around you. You really do matter. You deserve the nice things, and it’s okay to ask for help and to accept help.
You are loved. So very much.
Keep being the amazing person you are, because we love that person

—@witchnwords

Until more #Accessible / #BlindFriendly clients are made (for other than specifically #Mastodon), most of us are purely out of luck!

How ya gonna expect most blind people to jump over to a different platform (with the exception to a #HomeSocial instance), if all the work is being specifically put into Mastodon?

—@queenslight