Amanda Unvarnished

Sunday: “Sorry I can’t make your party. I don’t feel like getting shot today.”

Monday: “Sorry I was late to work. I didn’t feel like getting shot today.”

#gunviolence

—@ocsweetest

It’s weird that #Texas, a state stuffed to the gills with good guys with guns and Christian prayers, keeps having children get murdered there.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

—@Beeks

I have an idea that might result in some common sense gun laws. All governors, senators and state reps must do the cleanup and body removal when people are slaughtered in a mass shooting. Especially when it’s children. Knee pads and gloves, the whole thing.

—@scottjohnson

i wanna be in a book club but not like a book club where we read the same book. i wanna read my own book in silence in a room of other people reading silently, drinking wine or other beverages of your choice and ofc baked goods or some kind of cheese board.

—@missy_lynn

Don't forget: Giving a musician $10 is worth as much as streaming their song 1,000 times on Apple Music and 2,500 times on Spotify.

—@stevestreza

Screw “this meeting could have been an email”.

What about “this YouTube video could have been a blog post”?

—@amberage