Amanda Unvarnished

The following film has “adult situations”? So, they’re gonna, like, get acid reflux and try to set up direct deposit?

—@westly

OF COURSE LIFE SEEMED SIMPLE WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG. YOU DIDN’T KNOW SQUAT AND GOT REWARDED FOR NAMING SHAPES AND COLORS.

—@LRRRonEarth

Uber driver to me: “So, were you born this way?” Me: “By this way I’m assuming you mean fabulous? It’s ok, you can say the word, I won’t be offended!” Driver: “There isn’t like … a surgery they can do to fix you?” Me: “Why would you fix fabulousity? I mean if I could have the ability to fly, then I’d consider it but honestly, why mess with perfection?”

—@Pawpower

Holy crap! SocialBu scheduler now gives you the ability to add alt text to images it posts to Mastodon.

THANK YOU.

That means I can now use this to schedule my posts and @writingtheother posts and drop @buffer like a hot potato!

And for my peeps who care about #accessibility, SocialBu is one of the only schedulers that can send posts to Mastdon AND has alt text.

#disability #DisabilityActivists

—@tempest

“You have a reason to celebrate!” says an email.
Oh, please, email, tell me more. I haven’t had a reason to celebrate in a very long time.
*looks at the content and is disappointed as usual*

—@BorrisInABox

if we’ve brought back global pandemics, titanic disasters, railroad strikes, a King of England and Russian coups, we should also get to bring back the parts of the 20th century where they had cocaine in the soda and a minimum wage earner could buy a family home

—@VeryBadLlama