RT @richardmarx: Dear Apple: Why didn’t you tell me that “4G” is just short for “4-get it?”
RT @tallin32: MT @brassclothes: BLIND CHINESE GUY SCALE WALL! BIG DEAL! SIGHTED PEOPLE JUST AS IMPRESSED WHEN TALLIN32 CROSS STREET BY SELF!
RT @FreakyFwoof: I’m with you there. RT @bermudianbrit: am genuinely getting tired of girls retweeting or brainlessly spouting this roma …
RT @Amirmizroch: How do I get into the American Secret Service? Sounds like they know how to party..
RT @jdwheaton: When someone trips, it’s just the universe buffering them. #nerdhumor #hashtag
RT @richardmarx: The deal: You are entitled to have reality tv broadcast every intimate moment of your life, and I am entitled to feel t …
RT @ItsBMcKnight: It’s funny how we listen and let our kids listen to songs about killing people and selling drugs and calling women bitches
RT @noahroth: Lord, grant me strength. Give me the serenity not to bitch slap the people I cannot change…
RT @SnarkToast: It’s not that your hold music makes me want to dance, but it’s broken my spirit enough that I have the impulse control o …
RT @khoath: Dell is one letter away from hell! Always remember that #fb
RT @GeorgeTakei: Union worker strike may be final straw for bankrupt Hostess Brands, maker of Twinkies and HoHos. Just not before 4/20, …
RT @RitleySammich: I just saved a whole bunch of money on my car insurance by hacking into State Farm’s main server and deleting the 4 DUIs.
RT @ThoughtCatalog: Put Down The Häagen-Dazs And Nobody Gets Hurt: Why Women Are Losing The Battle Of The Sexes http://t.co/NthkmvEZ
RT @Baleboosteh: #JPOST Symptoms that mimic epilepsy linked to stress http://t.co/BZsSk9KY via: @JIDF
RT @ZDNet: Is Apple REALLY family-friendly or does it just want you to think it is? http://t.co/wEZTbpGD
RT @Techmeme: Mavericks Invent Future Internet Where Cisco Is Meaningless (@cademetz / Wired) http://t.co/dEaqbZYB http://t.co/EeWB6gRK
RT @khoath: Sick of memory leaks in Jaws causing firefox to eat gigs of ram! Tech support at FS not helping. Please rt #fb
RT @AP: AP Photo: A black Labrador retriever braves traffic to stay with another dog that died when struck by a car: http://t.co/tI5H2uK …
RT @VC_Steve: I should not be trusted with paper and scissors. A drunk with Parkinson’s could have cut a straighter line than that. Jesus!
RT @rabbibsteinfeld: Oh, age is just a number? Well jail must just be a room.