RT @ejacqui: Best AirPlay mishap ever. http://t.co/DL1SOjro
RT @webaxe: Today is Global Accessibility Awareness Day! If you’re a mouse-user, unplug it for 1 hour! http://t.co/zDlcBFlV #GAAD #a11y
RT @BrileyP: Not everyone who agrees with same-sex marriage is a hopeless hedonist, and those who disagree are not all hateful bigots.
RT @jamiekilstein: Since someone almost made a bomb I’m ready to surrender all my liberties! What line do I get in?
RT @richardmarx: Actually, my teeth are fine. I just go to the dentist’s office to hear my songs.
RT @BoyzIIMen: Sad sad day. Beastie Boys’ Adam Yauch dies at age 47. Our condolences to Mike D, Ad Rock and the family. #beastieboys htt …
RT @richardmarx: Dear Apple: Why didn’t you tell me that “4G” is just short for “4-get it?”
RT @tallin32: MT @brassclothes: BLIND CHINESE GUY SCALE WALL! BIG DEAL! SIGHTED PEOPLE JUST AS IMPRESSED WHEN TALLIN32 CROSS STREET BY SELF!
RT @FreakyFwoof: I’m with you there. RT @bermudianbrit: am genuinely getting tired of girls retweeting or brainlessly spouting this roma …
RT @Amirmizroch: How do I get into the American Secret Service? Sounds like they know how to party..
RT @jdwheaton: When someone trips, it’s just the universe buffering them. #nerdhumor #hashtag
RT @richardmarx: The deal: You are entitled to have reality tv broadcast every intimate moment of your life, and I am entitled to feel t …
RT @ItsBMcKnight: It’s funny how we listen and let our kids listen to songs about killing people and selling drugs and calling women bitches
RT @noahroth: Lord, grant me strength. Give me the serenity not to bitch slap the people I cannot change…
RT @SnarkToast: It’s not that your hold music makes me want to dance, but it’s broken my spirit enough that I have the impulse control o …
RT @khoath: Dell is one letter away from hell! Always remember that #fb
RT @GeorgeTakei: Union worker strike may be final straw for bankrupt Hostess Brands, maker of Twinkies and HoHos. Just not before 4/20, …
RT @RitleySammich: I just saved a whole bunch of money on my car insurance by hacking into State Farm’s main server and deleting the 4 DUIs.
RT @ThoughtCatalog: Put Down The Häagen-Dazs And Nobody Gets Hurt: Why Women Are Losing The Battle Of The Sexes http://t.co/NthkmvEZ
RT @Baleboosteh: #JPOST Symptoms that mimic epilepsy linked to stress http://t.co/BZsSk9KY via: @JIDF