If you're a WordPress plugin developer, and you add invalid hrefs via JS to your UI, thus making it impossible to click an item while using a keyboard, I hate you so much right now. Learn HTML FFS because honestly having to try to hack around problems exacerbated by inaccessibility is getting fucking old. No love: me.

All right so I'll need to do some cowboy coding on the old box, but I'll save that for later I think because it isn't true cowboy coding unless there are drinks involved, and honestly at this point the worst that can happen is I do not achieve a successful migration. Which is where we're at now anyway so I'll just pour myself a drink later on and do this.