Kind: Notes

Dear IRS: Next time you need to screw me, could you use the one with the splinters? It’s just not the same without the splinters. #FB

Thank you for calling the IRS. All of our representatives are busy screwing other customers. Please continue to hold. #FB

Guess that falling stock is souring his mood RT @JTAnews: Honeymooning Zuckerberg reportedly stiffs Italian wait staff http://t.co/eZIiTkAQ

Yeah Southpark marathon! I didn’t know this was going on.

This book is taking 8000 years to extract.

Damn it! I recorded this really cool thunderstorm, and because I accidentally touched the screen on the phone, nad to restart and lost it.

That’s the third time the ice cream truck’s been back here today. He must be selling drugs. #FB

Googling the new rehab counselor. Finding interesting things.

The Ice Cream Truck comes by here at least twice a day. I think he’s selling more than ice cream. #FB

May possibly be going to NFB Convention this year.

Resolve: Try not to be a grammar jerk. Very hard thing to do.

Listening to @kg0bp and @kvandenhoeck on RFD.

Lit candles very late this week. Shabbat shalom all.

All right! Random ordinance fire out back! Need to go get the H1… #FB

Pirates scented candles? What exactly is the Pirates sent? Is that like vinegar and balls mixed with rum?

Sounds like someone’s firing mini cannons behind my building. Awesome! Except not. #FB

The weather is so nice today. #FB

Everybody go follow my sister .@BeautyRush2313