Kind: Notes

Flight leaves at 4:20. Was supposed to leave at 1. (@ The Abyss Known As Flight Delay) http://t.co/xxhiicpZ

Is that a kernel compiling in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Remember: The plural of anecdote is data.

New term for a smartphone: fondleslab. Applies mainly to phones with touch screens.

YOu know, if Slashdot would fix some of their accessibility issues, I could join this conversation.

Is there a way using Qwitter to find out if people stopped following, and when?

HP’s on ABCFam. Guess we know what channel my TVs are staying on then.

With all this valley crap going on, I think I’ll create my own. The Valley of the Nerds!

רה”מ נתניהו נפגש עם צבי שליט והעניק לו דגל שהביא ר”ע ניו יורק מייקל בלומברג והונף בארה”ב לאות הזדהות עם משפחת שליט. http://t.co/hVH8h9PL

illiterate: RT @jamminjerry: @RicksterTheGeek dude? I would love to have 25 listeners. I would love to have 10 like I used too.

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So Sprint droid users aren’t getting Ice Cream Sandwitch. Guess who’s definitely getting an iPhone now?

I am so making chili this weekend.

And the French lose! The French lose! #RWC

Come on New Zealand, don’t screw this up. You’re in France’s 10-m line! #RWC

Why can’t there be a deliery place that will delier ice cream?

I don’t normally repost these, but this is sweet. RT @YahooNews: VIDEO: Couple married for 72 years dies holding hands: http://t.co/fJ9DsJSE

Today has made me want to rip the wings off a bunch of butterflies.