I believe, in these times of great controversy and flaming hot takes, I may have found something that has the potential to unite all of the fediverse.

If you're DDOSing the Internet Archive you're a horrible group of people (or organization) and you really should quit trying to deprive us of one of the best things on these here internets.

I just read "markups for motor vehicles" as "markups for murder vehicles", so clearly today is just fired or I haven't had enough coffee or both. We ordered lunch and John's fries fell on the floor and I had to pick them all up so I'm going with today is fired. #today