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Fascinating to read from all the Silicon Valley libertarians how society should step in immediately to fix the private business they banked with.

Content warning: Comment on FDIC takeover of SVB

ALEXA, FIGHT SIRI TO THE DEATH

had a lot of fun hanging out with Peter Thiel last night over wine. we came up with a goofy idea to short Silicon Valley Bank then induce a bank run by telling all of his startups to withdraw at the same time. thankfully it was just a fun thought experiment to prime us for the cocaine we ended up doing. i don't remember the rest of the night, it's probably fine. now, let me take a big sip of this coffee while I check my Bloomberg terminal and get my day started

Move fast and break things no not that oh no oops

Whiskey: the nighttime coughing, sneezing, how the fuck did I end upon the bathroom floor medicine.

[mass shooter enters a school] GOP: the Second Amendment allows this, god bless America [drag queen enters a school] GOP: [clutching pearls] THINK OF THE CHILDREN

life is the process of slowly realizing how wrong you were about everything, painfully changing and integrating these new realizations into your life, and then doing it all over again because you are *still* amazingly wrong about absolutely everything.

Attached: 1 image some intersectional antifascists were protesting some shitbag yesterday and omg THIS SIGN 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays PEOPLE: Ok so no eggs for breakfast CC: No, eggs are ok P: But eggs are chicken CC: Not until they hatch P: So the thing isn't the thing until it's born? CC: Correct—um, no, wait.

It’s such a weird idea: that we have *destroyed* Scott Adams’ reputation, simply by observing that he has said the things he said. That your income should be guaranteed after advocating a racially separatist state, as if being a racist fuckwit puts you in a protected class.

Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it's not your turn to change it...but with a whole society