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Attached: 1 image No the melonhead hasn't said anything too extravagant of late (by his standards). What we're seing here is likely the #Automattic combined #Wordpress + #Tumblr effect, and I don't know if #Medium are already running tests too. We may cross the imaginary barrier of 10 million earlier than expected if this rate of adoption holds. #Mastodon #fediverse #mastodev

On one hand, we have the guys who want to check your kids' genitals, track their menstrual cycles & force them to give birth after rape. On the other hand, we have the fabulous queens who want to read your kids stories. Guess who Republicans want you to be terrified of.

Tracey's definition is weirdly honest. "Woke" is in fact just a slur. (he's hedging about the fact that it's a racial slur, of course.) https://t.co/jOsMIds0gB

— Noah Berlatsky (@nberlat) March 17, 2023

Content warning: Entitlement to Federation; a screed

Media just will not stop using the term "culture wars." Culture wars may be disputes about spaghetti or burgers for dinner. What the media misnames and often conscously trivializes as supposed "culture wars" are, in fact, the attack on human rights, authoritarianism, and the renewed enforcement of outright discrimination. There is nothing "both sides" about this, and it is not a question of cultural heritage or personal taste.

It's rude to upstage the bride on her wedding day but that's exactly what's going to happen when I burst into flames as I enter the church.

Fascinating to read from all the Silicon Valley libertarians how society should step in immediately to fix the private business they banked with.

Content warning: Comment on FDIC takeover of SVB

ALEXA, FIGHT SIRI TO THE DEATH

had a lot of fun hanging out with Peter Thiel last night over wine. we came up with a goofy idea to short Silicon Valley Bank then induce a bank run by telling all of his startups to withdraw at the same time. thankfully it was just a fun thought experiment to prime us for the cocaine we ended up doing. i don't remember the rest of the night, it's probably fine. now, let me take a big sip of this coffee while I check my Bloomberg terminal and get my day started

Move fast and break things no not that oh no oops

Whiskey: the nighttime coughing, sneezing, how the fuck did I end upon the bathroom floor medicine.

[mass shooter enters a school] GOP: the Second Amendment allows this, god bless America [drag queen enters a school] GOP: [clutching pearls] THINK OF THE CHILDREN

life is the process of slowly realizing how wrong you were about everything, painfully changing and integrating these new realizations into your life, and then doing it all over again because you are *still* amazingly wrong about absolutely everything.

Attached: 1 image some intersectional antifascists were protesting some shitbag yesterday and omg THIS SIGN 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays PEOPLE: Ok so no eggs for breakfast CC: No, eggs are ok P: But eggs are chicken CC: Not until they hatch P: So the thing isn't the thing until it's born? CC: Correct—um, no, wait.

It’s such a weird idea: that we have *destroyed* Scott Adams’ reputation, simply by observing that he has said the things he said. That your income should be guaranteed after advocating a racially separatist state, as if being a racist fuckwit puts you in a protected class.