@IAmChrisN Awwwww yeah! Drunk food!
Thank G-d! RT @4squarius: my followers will be happy to know that I’ve just unfollowed @XSTROLOGY because it has become too spammy. lol.
To all my Jewish friends and followers, Shabbat shalom! #FB
RT @techdirt: Australian Police To Go Wardriving, Telling People To Lock Up Their WiFi http://t.co/cOePmbMc
@pbossley Being a nice guy isn’t the death of your dating career. Just realize that you’ll most likely finish in your belly button.
@pbossley But I won’t post if it might hurt your feelings.
@pbossley OK, because there’s a really snarky comment I wanted to reply with in the hopes it would make you laugh.
@pbossley Is everything OK?
@typhooncindy @jamminjerry Are you guys in the same house?
RT @isfullofcrap: Cocaine and drowning? Wow. And here I was, thinking Whitney Houston was killed by a pair of chimpanzee ninjas armed wi …
@reevesman Congradulations!
RT @mrgriffy09: Some old lady in a hover round just plowed through the entire wine display at Walmart…. Funniest shit ever. Wine EVERY …
Apple Scotland commercial for Siri: http://t.co/vm6LKbY4
@Blair_42 @byron27 @SammyBabygirl Wow Blair you’re a sick bastard. And funny.
@SammyBabygirl Oh. I thought your tweet after that was still in response.
@SammyBabygirl @funnyordie That’s not so much racism as it is a reflection of her reputation. She was a very reported addict.
Stupid college kids trying to do doughnuts in the parking lot. Real impressive guys. </sarc> #FB
@buberzionist Probably because they’re classing them as Arabs, and then assuming they’re Muslim, and it just goes on from there.
@Blair_42 It’s like everything else in life. Moderation is good.
@Blair_42 Like GPS, maps, having a phone number, ETC., along with social networking.