Dear eCUmail. You can take your Exchange reminders about my mailbox being full and shove them. My mailbox isn’t full. No love, me.
Aw crap. I forgot to put the other phone on the charger earlier, so since the second cordless died, I’m now trapped in the office.
The only thing missing from tonight is the Sweetheart, and of course those little cheeseburgers from White Castles.
@WilJames Yeah I know they don’t seem right, and they’ll seem a lot more wrong when I’m not buzzed, but right now, everything’s all right.
Having some drinks with @wiljames and @msippi. Tonight has been wonderful.
@thinlizzy159 Phone’s in the other room. I’ll go get it.
@RicksterTheGeek Yes, that’s right, didn’t anyone tell you? They are divine gifts bestowed upon us by the Beneficent Steve Jobs.
Damn it! I hear something about chocolate bars laced with Xanax, and now I find out it’s some sort of netcrap. Hell’s bells!
@wesderby @stickbear Yeah that’s a really cool idea. Shane, next time you have to drop some kids off at the pool…
@jamminjerry But see that’s my thing. There’s nothing hard about it.
@bkanish @nightdrake @wesderby omg that’s way exellent!
@bkanish @wesderby @nightdrake An upper decker? Forgive my ignorance, but what is that?
@ShandraMc I hate most of my coworkers. Yours sounds like a real winner.
@wesderby @nightdrake I know a guy who poured maple syrup in the spot where the ink goes on the copier at work.
@wesderby Chicken is technically poultry. So is turkey, duck, goose, feasant, and ostrich.
@jamminjerry Grin on that last one. Forgot to add it. My bad, your fault.
@jamminjerry Seriously, it’s not that damn difficult! I know this is hard for you, but please, use the brain God gave you!
@bkanish @wesderby Yeah! Booze! And toons!
@jamminjerry Go to control panel, select network and sharing center. Find your network, press enter, you get properties.
@jamminjerry Jaws cursor!