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The opposite of “return to office” advocates isn’t “work from home” advocates. It’s a rich tapestry of “open offices are distracting” people and “I’ve never gone this long without being sick” people and “commutes are a waste of time I don’t get paid for” people and “I’m an introvert and playing house with coworkers sucks the life out of me” people and “I have a family and appreciate the flexibility” people and “I primarily communicated with coworkers through Slack anyway” people and “no one wa…

—@mac

Spring in Ohio. You know what, it’s all right.

—@scalzi

#GoldenRetriever #puppies want out of their cage!

—@APBBlue

I guess today starts the era of major media outlets finding out to their shock that the leopard ate their face.

—@MaryAustinBooks

Whats that you say, favoriting a post is functionally useless because there’s no algorithm on Mastodon?

Tell that to my instant gratification addicted lizard brain that’s getting hit with a tidal wave of dopamine every time my phone vibrates.

—@lowqualityfacts

Aliens invade: “EARTHLINGS, WE HAVE KILLED YOUR LEADERS, DESTROYED YOUR ECONOMY, AND ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR GOVERNMENT”

Humans: “oh thank fucking god”

Aliens: “wait what?”

—@amnysphere

I’ve dropped a note to #NPR via https://help.npr.org/contact/s/contact?request=Other encouraging them to launch their own instance of #Mastodon (since they now are off #Twitter and could benefit from moving all their accounts here).

I encourage everyone here to do the same and boost this so we can show them there’s an audience for their accounts here.

—@TNLNYC

We really need your help Mastodon. They moved up my kidney transplant because my kidney is so bad I may not make it until next month. My best friend needs food in the house and I need to have proper furniture to make me comfortable so I can heal. This is urgent. Throne only lets me add 2 gift cards at a time, so we’re doing Amazon first for furniture. PLEASE SHARE!!
Wishlist: https://throne.com/blackenbylesbo

—@blackenbylesbo