Amanda Unvarnished

@BryanAbrams I won’t be in HI for your show, but I hope it goes well.

@WilJames Wow he really loves those dogs. I hope they love him too. And I don’t mean as a meal.

@Tr_Diva Don’t worry, we don’t want it. We will, however, take all your dessert.

@Mongoose_Q Didn’t anyone inform you? It really is all your fault. All of it. If it’s bad, you probably did it.

@plumlipstick @cachondo Yeah I think I’d like to come for the trekathon too. Will bring drink makings. Grin.

@mominisrael It was very pleasant. I love the fact that G-d gave us Shabbat.

@IAmChrisN Mmmm when can I come over and get some of that?

@stickbear @bkanish You dumbass, you’ve been posting your location all day long. It really wouldn’t be that hard to find you.

@bkanish Not usually, but stuffing @stickbear into one might induce some morbid pleasure. Smile.

@bkanish Yeah, but @trdiva and @gangstressoflove are so frickin small!

@Dishnut What if I took this tweet out of context?… Smile.

@joyctilton @bkanish @JonathanMosen Aw man you guys got to stop dissin’ smooth jazz! K, turning off the Ebonics Translator now.

@stickbear He doesn’t really get enough listeners to warrant a retweet, does he?

@bkanish @joyctilton I don’t think that’s true re: smooth jazz. You just need to know what to look for. Just like any other type of music.

@Tr_Diva I don’t know who that is.

@mominisrael Shabbat shalom to you and yours!

@bkanish Yes, and now you’re so… so… so… small! Bet we could shove you in a locker too. Or maybe even the drier.

@Tr_Diva You’re still a small one. I bet we could stuff you in a locker.