Amanda Unvarnished

@msippi Those eye drops better be liquid gold, and they’d better cook my dinner for that price.

@mrgriffy09 Yeah really. If we want to know when you’ve changed your profile pic, we’ll look at Facebook.

@mrgriffy09 Yeah, but at least there’s coffee and cigarettes. Imagine starting the day without those?

@SammyBabygirl y’all stay safe.

@wa4wga Faracon’s an ass. In current news…

@arfy @byron27 No Byron doesn’t have the big red carbon phone anymore.

@byron27 Happy birthday Byron. When 32 years you reach, look even worse you will.

@byron27 Call the SSA and the cops.

@blindndangerous @reevesman @plumlipstick @khoath CMS: content management system.

@blindndangerous @reevesman @plumlipstick @khoath WP is primarily for blogs but also has very powerful CMS functionality.

@steveofmaine They reuse those buses during the week so on Monday we usually get a very unpleasant surprise.

@steveofmaine God that sounds like the Drunk Bus our college provides to take all the kids home after partying on the weekends.

@Sandmonkey It’s kind of like “I’m protesting, so I’ll shoot myself in the knee.”