RT @chickwith_stick: Me: do you have a braille menu? Waitress: a what? Me. braille. Her: Um, is that some kind of fish?
@reevesman Kind of makes you want kids of your own, right?
If you mix hot sauce with ramen noodles, it tastes exactly like poverty.
@shazza59 They might not go faster, but at least you probably won’t forget anything.
@SammyBabygirl There may be pics, but they won’t be released because they’ll serve as evidence either for indictment or trial, or both.
@SammyBabygirl @Taps_1985 I don’t know why so many people are whining. It was kind of funny, and had a lot of truth elements in it.