RT @RitleySammich: I just saved a whole bunch of money on my car insurance by hacking into State Farm’s main server and deleting the 4 DUIs.
Eargasmic! RT @wb2ktv: RT @blinddrummer: #audio http://t.co/qrUdXq5f
@SammyBabygirl @Taps_1985 I like you buys. You’re both very talented. But this cover was a bad idea.
RT @ThoughtCatalog: Put Down The Häagen-Dazs And Nobody Gets Hurt: Why Women Are Losing The Battle Of The Sexes http://t.co/NthkmvEZ
RT @Baleboosteh: #JPOST Symptoms that mimic epilepsy linked to stress http://t.co/BZsSk9KY via: @JIDF
RT @ZDNet: Is Apple REALLY family-friendly or does it just want you to think it is? http://t.co/wEZTbpGD
RT @Techmeme: Mavericks Invent Future Internet Where Cisco Is Meaningless (@cademetz / Wired) http://t.co/dEaqbZYB http://t.co/EeWB6gRK
RT @khoath: Sick of memory leaks in Jaws causing firefox to eat gigs of ram! Tech support at FS not helping. Please rt #fb
@steveofmaine @mitmee_pie No I think that was to tick off the sighted people who associate with the blind people wearing the rooster watches
@Sandmonkey According to halachah, her son’s not a bastard technically. Don’t know about Islamic law.
@VC_Steve Oh OK that’s good.
@VC_Steve Aw crap. I hope my checkin, which I didn’t share with Twitter, doesn’t get me unfollowed.
@raffeg LOL best thing I’ve read all morning.
@ASoldiersMother Can you schedule the posts for the future? This way you’re not posting on Yom Tov but stuff still goes up.
Damn you’re a cheap date :PRT @raffeg: People! My bed has a new entry requirement: McDonalds. You must bring some if you want to get in!