RT @VC_Steve: I should not be trusted with paper and scissors. A drunk with Parkinson’s could have cut a straighter line than that. Jesus!
@jstrevino @brooksbayne The stupid gets deeper. And it burns!
#blinksonparade RT @slashdot: Police Forensics Team Salvage Blind Authors’ Inkless Novel Pages http://t.co/JQDKtTGz
@msippi Those eye drops better be liquid gold, and they’d better cook my dinner for that price.
@mrgriffy09 Yeah really. If we want to know when you’ve changed your profile pic, we’ll look at Facebook.
@mrgriffy09 Yeah, but at least there’s coffee and cigarettes. Imagine starting the day without those?
@SammyBabygirl y’all stay safe.
@wa4wga Faracon’s an ass. In current news…
Heavy on the autotune RT @reevesman: This is truth. RT @4squarius: God Kid Rock is a shitty singer.
Mistake == second “the”. Yawn. RT @FreakyFwoof: RT @TheGoogleFacts: 85% of people reading this will not find the the mistake in this …