Amanda Unvarnished

@steveofmaine @mitmee_pie No I think that was to tick off the sighted people who associate with the blind people wearing the rooster watches

@Sandmonkey According to halachah, her son’s not a bastard technically. Don’t know about Islamic law.

@VC_Steve Oh OK that’s good.

@VC_Steve Aw crap. I hope my checkin, which I didn’t share with Twitter, doesn’t get me unfollowed.

@raffeg LOL best thing I’ve read all morning.

@ASoldiersMother Can you schedule the posts for the future? This way you’re not posting on Yom Tov but stuff still goes up.

@chayatova Nope, that’s not wrong at all. Shows they’re not paying attention when they’re doing their nails.

@mektastic We should add tweets to the trend. Snarky ones. Extremely snarky ones.

@mektastic Good thing I’m not sure how to look at trending topics, or I’d be following you. Ah train wrecks.

@mektastic @blindndangerous Thanks Mike. Just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

@khoath What’s wrong with Soundcloud?

@blindndangerous @ScienceOfChaos Two books by Ben Bova about a moon base and all the intrigue that surrounds its creation and maintenance.

@treppenwitz What’s in the TSA pic?

@webboy42 @blindndangerous What happens when you bring a woman home?