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Catnip. Kitten.

Shenanigans are happening, mostly down to high as a kite Pixie trying to figure out why a wall won’t open instead of a door. It is hilarious to listen to her getting more and more annoyed, and then storm off and go through the open door. I swear she just gave a surprised mrow?! at the fact the door was in fact, open all along.

I’m half tempted to keep the catnip given how many cats use the yard as a way through the area. Best one was this cat that shot up a tree to chase a bird, while high (spoiler alert it was a squirrel), critter went from tree 1 to tree 2

Cat forgot how to jump, and landed on the roof of a car.

I overheard the call with the insurance, the pause then laughter from the other end when the insurance agent heard ‘a stoned cat fell out of a tree and landed on my car’ is amazing.

The better part was that the agent followed that up with by protocol ma’am, we have to interview all involved parties. Yes. They have to, as policy is written, interview the cat.

Good luck on that one, insurance agents. I’m not telling the people three or four doors down their cat is neded for an insurance claim. I’m just not!

—@celtichawk

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Gentle reminder: when mentioning users on Mastodon, make sure to include the whole address. Doing this makes it easier to find people regardess of instance. Even if you are local to the person or even if the person is on your instance, getting into the practice or writing the whole address may help to understand Mastodon better, and help otehrs find the person you are mentioning should they need to interact with them.

—@ner

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I've got one of my Twitter archives and am waiting for the other. I've deleted both Twitter sessions from my client because I just don't have the desire to look at it at this point. And, I'm not a Taylor Swift fan really, but it looks like a millennial is going to kill Ticketmaster and honestly that's probably a good thing.

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If you’re an admin/mod and you’ve got a patreon running for your instance, respond to this with a link and maybe a little about your server/whether you’re open.

I’ve seen lots of people looking to support admins financially, whether their own or just in service of the fedi, but not always knowing where to go except the main dev patreon.

—@doot