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The last entry I posted, the one about having the strange weekend, was supposed to be backdated to 22 November. I’ll fuck around with that feature on my day off, as it seems it didn’t quite work out with the client, and I really don’t feel like doing it now.
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Well folks, it’s been ages since I’ve posted, and it’s about time for another one. It’s been so long since I’ve posted that I don’t remember what I posted about. Suffice it to say that work’s pretty much just the same crap, different day. I have a new roommate, who was moved in without my…
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I’ve had a very strange weekend. I walked in to my apartment Saturday night after work to a bunch of strange people who had absolutely no business being there. There was ghetto music blaring out of my TV, my books were all over the place, and my apartment was in the process of being rearranged…
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I took today off work, for no other reason than I woke up this morning, and really had no desire or motivation, of any kind, to go in to work and put up with the shit. Not that I’m desirous or motivated on other days, but today I coulndn’t even convince myself by pointing out…
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I just looked at my paycheck online. I only got paid for 64 hours. That’s a little over a week and a half. Fucking Cornelius! Why does he have to be so incompetant? The little shit probably keyed in my hours incorrectly, *again*, because I know I was there, and worked, for 80 hours within…
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OK, I’m going on record with the following: Jerry, you are an idiot. For everyone else’s amusement, or eddification, whichever you choose, or maybe even disgust, Jerry sold a $1100 Dectalk Express for three cartons of cigarettes and a wireless NIC. Even if you buy the most expensive cigarettes, and the most expensive wireless NIC,…
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I don’t have to see the Cue Continuum for the next three days or so, and I’ve got chicken and rice in the crockpot, which makes for good writing conditions. It’s been rainy here off and on all week, especially today and yesterday and Wednesday. This entry could get rather long, but not long enough…
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I started this entry last night. I looked at some random Convergys stats today. Here they are, or, rather, the most important one: We had 167 agents as of last month. Now, we have 145. That means that they fire an average of one agent every few days. Today was really bad. I spent the…
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Well fellow journalers, unfortunately, I have more crap to report from the Cue Continuum. I got my second quality write up on Thursday, for transferring a doctor to prior authorization when he specifically asked me to do just that, and after he had given me his name. But this time, the disciplinary action wasn’t administered…
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Today is 29 Elul, the final day of the year 5764, according to the Jewish calendar. In light of that fact, I’d like to take this time to offer all of you my wish that you be inscribed and sealed in the Book of Life for a happy, sweet, prosperous and joyous year. I hope…
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Coming up next on “As The Claim Processes,” alternately known as “As The Cluster Fucks,”: #100048365 of Convergys, (otherwise known as Amanda), gets a verbal warning, (a mild form of writing-up, or disciplinary action, for those who have remained undefiled by the Convergys). I was busy taking the phone calls yesterday afternoon, (we’re taking on…
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I figure since I have the day off, I’ll take this opportunity to post. Things are fucked-up as usual at work. I came down with something this week, still haven’t figured out whether it was food poisoning or some sort of stomach virus, but either way, the end result was the same. Lots of output…
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As the subject says, this has been an interesting one. Andrew got bitten by the Bohican, (for those who don’t know, “Bohican” is an acronym for “Bend Over Here It Comes Again”, signifying the monster that inhabits Convergys, seeking to get any employee, and screw them in whatever way possible, having a fond taste for…
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I just found this quiz. Anyone who’s worked for Convergys, or any other similar jub, should appreciate it. Samir What Office Space character are you? brought to you by Quizilla
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Well folks, the moment we’ve all been waiting for arrived last night at work. It was finally my turn to leave the floor for some quiet time, except I had to send myself away, because it was after 11:00, and there are no supervisors on the floor at that point, or at least not any…
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This has been cross-posted on the Convergys community as well. > I’m sitting here at my computer, listening to “It’s Five OClock > Somewhere,” in a desperate attempt to get myself motivated for the > tragedy that I know must come later today … In other words, I have to > go back to Convergys.…
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Finally got a chance to catch up on the journals. Sorry I haven’t been around for a while, but it seems you’re all doing relatively well. I remember telling myself that I’d probably post more when I started working, because there’d be more to tell. That hasn’t happened, do to my extremely screwed-up work schedule.…
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Finally got a chance to catch up on the journals. Sorry I haven’t been around for a while, but it seems you’re all doing relatively well. I remember telling myself that I’d probably post more when I started working, because there’d be more to tell. That hasn’t happened, do to my extremely screwed-up work schedule.…
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I was listening when the news broke. Paul Johnson, after being abducted by terrorists, was beheaded. The video has already been released to Al Arabia, and will probably be on the ‘Net shortly. There are also pictures. This is sick. But the fact that, not only his family, but tens of Saudi Arabians and other…
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I was listening when the news broke. Paul Johnson, after being abducted by terrorists, was beheaded. The video has already been released to Al Arabia, and will probably be on the ‘Net shortly. There are also pictures. This is sick. But the fact that, not only his family, but tens of Saudi Arabians and other…