@stickbear @bkanish You dumbass, you’ve been posting your location all day long. It really wouldn’t be that hard to find you.
@bkanish Not usually, but stuffing @stickbear into one might induce some morbid pleasure. Smile.
@bkanish Yeah, but @trdiva and @gangstressoflove are so frickin small!
@Dishnut What if I took this tweet out of context?… Smile.
@joyctilton @bkanish @JonathanMosen Aw man you guys got to stop dissin’ smooth jazz! K, turning off the Ebonics Translator now.
@stickbear He doesn’t really get enough listeners to warrant a retweet, does he?
@bkanish @joyctilton I don’t think that’s true re: smooth jazz. You just need to know what to look for. Just like any other type of music.
@Tr_Diva I don’t know who that is.
@mominisrael Shabbat shalom to you and yours!
@bkanish Yes, and now you’re so… so… so… small! Bet we could shove you in a locker too. Or maybe even the drier.
@Tr_Diva You’re still a small one. I bet we could stuff you in a locker.
@ppatel LOL I have that trouble too when I travel to Nashville. My stomach stays on EST while the rest of me is on CST.
@byron27 It’s OK, we still love you anyway. I think.
@johnmill79 What kind of modem do you have? Cabel or dial-up? Please tell me it’s cable.
@mommywantsvodka Should be Miley *Cyrus.
@mommywantsvodka Can’t help with removing the evil eye and the vat of chicken blood, but you should run the Miley Sirus CD over w/your car.
@dwilliamsuk I think I would have had to ask her if she’d be willing to switch blind to Asian or something like that and then resay that.
@FreakyFwoof @mooncat86 @dwilliamsuk People suck when they stare for no reason at blind people and their families.
@Liamerven Yeah they’re not my favorite. Good enough I suppose, but I’ve definitely had better.
@dmarthouse It’s a cake that Dominos makes with chocolate filling and a crunchy outside. You can hold it in your hand thanks to the crust.