@WilJames @msippi Mmmm lamb. So cute on my plate.
@WilJames @msippi Her snapper might, but she probably won’t. I hope she scratches you so hard and so often that you bleed.
@msippi Thank you very much!
@WilJames @msippi That’s not meat, it’s an extra belly button. You need tweezers to put that thing away.
Dear lighter: please stop being mean to me and light. I need another dose of nicotine because it helps with the headaches. No love, me.