@sarahbrodsky @rivkisilver Somedays I don’t get segulot.
@sarahbrodsky I’m surprised. You’d think the concepts around praying for others would kick in.
@rivkisilver What’s the mitzvah of saying Shir Hashirim?
@rivkisilver What’s the Hebrew text? My screenreader doesn’t speak Hebrew. Seriously.
@ppatel @miahtech Wait, there’s a unicorn flying past my window!
RT @MidianiteManna: My son spent the afternoon playing while singing “Avinu Volcano.” Guess something got lost in translation.
RT @MidianiteManna: Bad Cohen and I spent the morning at a synagogue whose Ner Tamid looks like the Eye of Sauron. Had to keep checking …
@tikva I couldn’t fast for medical reasons, but avoided caffeine. Having coffee now… #yomkippur
@reevesman That poor kid. Doesn’t sound like she wants to go to Disney World at all.
@byron27 Wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up!
Dear phone spammers. I would rather not receive your promotions. Please stop calling. My number’s on the DNC list.
@hsabomilner @bethanyshondark If your email is self-hosted, you can set autoresponses on the server.
@Blair_42 LOL
@KG0BP I’d wait for the $100 discount.
RT @JihadiJew: There are some of us who have a natural and spontaneous awareness of and relationship with G-d, then there are the rest o …
@Mongwen Yes.
Two giant chocolate chip cookies: breakfast of champions!
@jamminjerry Unable to connect. Getting msg saying invalid username and password.
@jamminjerry What’s the server info?
@cljackson1 Well look who’s posting on Twitter again. Welcome back.