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So I was going to fire Monday because (a) I ruined my lunchtime caesar salad with Italian dressing because I couldn't be bothered to bring my phone into the kitchen to use Seeing AI to identify the bottle I thought was the remains of the caesar dressing, and (b) I got dressing on my shirt, and (c) Microsoft stole my damn shortcut key for my text editor so they could use it for OneNote, but I think I've managed to come up with a rotating testimonials feature for our client that I can live with, so I'll let it stand and have a beer as consolation with the hot dogs I'm making later for supper.