Really? Come on. Trump sends the markets into freefall by performing stupid tariff tricks with horrible math, it does this for a week, his billionaire supporters panic, he reverses almost all of it for 90 days this afternoon, and conservative media crows “Biggest Single-Day Stock Market Gains in History” and other versions of 24-dimentional chess. I’d ask if people are actually stupid enough to believe the hype, but I’m afraid of the answer.