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Ricki Tarr (@RickiTarr@beige.party) (beige.party)
There are people who truly believe voting doesn't matter, and I get that, BUT if it truly doesn't matter then why are the Conservatives fighting so hard to stop minorities and women from voting, and trying to restructure districts? You don't fight against something that isn't a problem. The reality is that a large enough of a majority doesn't agree with them, and they know it.
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