Elon Musk's Neuralink wins FDA approval for human study of brain implants by Akriti Sharma
Elon Musk's Neuralink received U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) clearance for its first-in-human clinical trial, a critical milestone for the brain-implant startup as it faces U.S. probes over its handling of animal experiments.

Oh that’s just stellar.

The guy who can’t keep a microblogging site from falling over wants to implant a chip into your brain and get this, wants you to volunteer for the privilege.

Hard fucking pass.

About ten years ago, the IT building for a local highschool burned to the ground.

My company donated a spare Juniper EX3200 switch to help get them back online. They had erected a small structure without any insulation, and left the switch inside unpowered for a day while the fiber splicers got them hooked back up.

They started the switch, and it immediately shutdown. They looked a gift horse in the mouth and bitched to us that our donation was garbage.

I was dispatched to assist. I connected to the serial console and powered the device up. It immediately indicated that the CPU temperature was 252 C, and shut itself down.

It was January, the outside temperature was -3 C. The Juniper device was storing temperature as an 8-bit unsigned integer value. It got so cold, it thought it was on fire.

Can’t say I ever expected to use a heat gun to get a switch to start before that day. Got it warm enough to power on, and then it kept itself plenty warm to continue operating.

Data types matter, yo.

@nuintari

Uhg. AI-suggested code is fractally wrong. The function calls it gives me have the wrong arguments (like, it just uses the integer “128” instead of a memory buffer), and after I fix all that, I find that it’s calling the wrong function in the first place. It’s just making shit up.

AI gives plausible-looking answers, not correct answers.

@AlSweigart

It’s amazing that Reddit, having watched the fallout after Twitter killed off their third party developers, would go on to say, “You know what, that’s an excellent idea and we should do it too!”

It seems their new API pricing scheme might very well be a deathblow to @christianselig‘s excellent Apollo client (along with tons of others, I’m sure).

https://old.reddit.com/r/apolloapp/comments/13ws4w3/had_a_call_with_reddit_to_discuss_pricing_bad/

@bigzaphod

In reply to @AppleVis.

@AppleVis I'm not sure how you can claim something is accessible when you need to use an offline tool to compose your content. Also, the assertion that Gutenberg is primarily a layout editor is incorrect. It deliberately erases the line between presentation and layout and attempts to be Microsoft Word for WordPress, which it will never succeed at.

In a meeting at work today I was explaining #Protactile and I told a story about how I used it and said “I find it really helpful, for understanding where things are in space and how they relate to where I am… Like when I’m doing archery.” And there was this shocked silence because there is a for real deafblind person telling them about how they shoot arrows. It was so hilarious. And apparently if you want to get people off of a subject just tell them you can’t see or hear but you shoot

@Pawpower

In reply to @weirdwriter.

@weirdwriter @AppleVis I totally get needing to pick a single editor, and in the case of sighted and blind content managers working together it's almost always going to have to be the block editor. But AV's declaration that it's accessible at this point is one hell of a reach. And we're still talking about simple sites. I'm just going to leave more complicated sites than basic text/image alone for now because spoiler alert: the block editor will +