Month: 21 Nisan 5783 (April 2023)

I’ve dropped a note to #NPR via https://help.npr.org/contact/s/contact?request=Other encouraging them to launch their own instance of #Mastodon (since they now are off #Twitter and could benefit from moving all their accounts here).

I encourage everyone here to do the same and boost this so we can show them there’s an audience for their accounts here.

—@TNLNYC

Aliens invade: “EARTHLINGS, WE HAVE KILLED YOUR LEADERS, DESTROYED YOUR ECONOMY, AND ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR GOVERNMENT”

Humans: “oh thank fucking god”

Aliens: “wait what?”

—@amnysphere

Whats that you say, favoriting a post is functionally useless because there’s no algorithm on Mastodon?

Tell that to my instant gratification addicted lizard brain that’s getting hit with a tidal wave of dopamine every time my phone vibrates.

—@lowqualityfacts

I guess today starts the era of major media outlets finding out to their shock that the leopard ate their face.

—@MaryAustinBooks

#GoldenRetriever #puppies want out of their cage!

—@APBBlue

Spring in Ohio. You know what, it’s all right.

—@scalzi